Wednesday, March 27, 2013

My Cat is a Badass

We noticed our cat was walking and sitting a little funny the other day, and kept licking a spot on his chest. He had what looked like a puncture wound, so we took him to the vet to get him checked out. They couldn't really tell us what happened, but gave him an antibiotic shot and some pain meds for later.

Later, after bringing him back home from the vet, my wife texts me:


Rebecca Sanabria: Looks like a fight of some sort. Helena spotted a bunch of his fur in the front yard 3:45 PM
Me: I bet he kicked the other cat's ASS 3:54 PM
Me: Front yard forensics FTW! 3:54 PM
Rebecca Sanabria: Yeah. He's getting too old for that shit, though. 4:01 PM
Me: Bullshit. Milo is Colonel Fucking Tigh. 4:06 PM
Rebecca Sanabria: ....Who lost his eye.... 4:06 PM
Me: That will just make the other cats fear him more. They'll call him Scar. 4:07 PM
Rebecca Sanabria: Yar! 4:16 PM